So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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