to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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