I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We need to get me chipped asap
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Randomize
