"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
