I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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