sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
