Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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