youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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