why didn't you poke me back
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
