I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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