um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Enjoy the penises
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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