By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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