There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we're making bets on your personal life
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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