so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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