I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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