I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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