I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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