Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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