he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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