Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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