It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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