69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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