Whod you bang
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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