So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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