Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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