If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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