dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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