champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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