so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think people are normalizing furries
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