Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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