my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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