Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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