i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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