I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it's great music for shaving your balls
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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