There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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