I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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