She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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