apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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