I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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