belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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