meet me or not, i'm out of control
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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