we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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