That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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