This girl is more easily done than said...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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