I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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