I skipped work to stalk him.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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