Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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