If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize