I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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