Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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