That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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