found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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