ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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