sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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