My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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