I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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