Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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